It’s not an unusual to get a sudden urge to have sex, but it’s not quite so usual for people to have a sudden urge for sex with a weird object. That, however, is what does occasionally happen, like the scene in American Pie where the character Jim Levenstein tries out sex with an apple pie!

Some horny souls not only have sex with weird objects, but they’re unlucky enough to get caught in the act. We’ve rounded up true stories of eight of the weirdest objects to be caught having sex with.

1. Caught having sex with a picnic table

One American man clearly has quite a penchant for sex with objects, as he was caught having sex with a picnic table on at least four different occasions. His neighbour, who filmed him performing with the picnic table, said the incidents took place in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.

Sex with a picnic table?

The nude man apparently picked a favourite metal picnic table and used the hole where the sun umbrella usually sits to have sex with it (novel, eh?). However, he was unfortunately caught – and the video evidence was rather damning – and he faced several charges of public indecency.

2. Caught having sex with a fence

Metal fence

Being drunk was the excuse for this poor man, who allegedly attempted to have sex with a fence in the West End of London. The man was out drinking in central London, when he announced that he was going to have sex with a fence. He subsequently got decidedly up close and personal with a metal fence in Leicester Square Gardens, but was arrested by police for being drunk and disorderly.

3. Caught having sex with a bicycle

For one Scottish chap, it was his beloved bicycle which he yearned to ride – just not in the conventional way. Dubbed a ‘cycle-sexualist’ he was caught having sex with his bicycle whilst staying at a hostel, naked from the waist down.

Fancy a ride?

Two cleaners caught him in a compromising position with his bike and witnessed his avid hip moving sexual act. He’s now been separated from his bike and put on probation for three years.

4. Caught having sex with a lamp post

Best known for being a great source of light and a favourite place for dogs to urinate against, it’s perhaps not exactly normal to think of lamp posts as a great object to have sex with. But one man did.

Lamp post - do you find it attractive?

He was caught having sex with a lamppost in the town of Westbury, in Wiltshire, UK. Police were called to the scene after he was scene loitering and acting suspiciously in the area and, when they arrived, they caught him in the act of having sex with the post.

5. Caught having sex with a Henry Hoover

The quirkily named Henry Hoover’s are best known as being the smiley faced, red and black portable vacuum cleaners used in homes and offices worldwide. But one Polish worker in the UK clearly got a bit too attracted to Henry’s smiley face and long hose.

Henry Hoover - full of sex appeal?

The building contractor was caught having sex with Henry the Hoover in a hospital staff canteen. Thankfully it was out of hours, but the security guard that caught him was more than a tad surprised to see Henry being used in such a way.

It’s also handy to try and come up with an excuse for such behaviour, but would you believe that that the chap claimed he was cleaning his underpants and that it was common to do it in that way in Poland?! Nah, it doesn’t really cut it, does it?

6. Caught having sex with a pasta jar….whilst driving

A man in New South Wales, Australia, discovered a new use for a pasta jar. Not only great for storing pasta, but it seems some jars could be good for having sex with too.

Something for you?

But the man got caught with his new obsession, after trying it out whilst driving. Police initially saw him acting suspiciously in his car and thought he may have a weapon in his lap. After a police chase, when he refused to stop the car, they caught up with him and discovered a pasta jar around his penis. The man clearly didn’t want to stop his sexual action and was said to, “continue pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling.”

Eventually, after using batons and capsicum spray, the police did manage to get him out of the car (and, I guess, the jar off his penis), and he was arrested and fined.

7. Caught having sex with a pavement

Most of us are happy merely walking on them, but one man in the UK loved pavements so much that he wanted to have sex with them too.

Pavement sex, anyone?

It wasn’t just a single, once-in-a-blue-moon moment either – he was seen on several occasions lying semi-naked on pavements having sex with the concrete. Not surprisingly, his outdoor pavement romps didn’t go down too well with the law, and he was jailed for 18 months.

His sentence didn’t quite change his antics though, as he was subsequently back in court a few years later, on charges for simulating sex with black plastic dustbin bags!

8. Having sex with a (lot of) cars

The love of cars has been taken to a whole new level, by this man, from Washington. Although he’s not been caught in the act as such, according to him, he’s bedded a grand total of 999 cars – and that doesn’t just involve stroking and cleaning them.

Cars, cars, cars

The man admits he’s had a lifelong sexual desire for cars and first had sex with a car at the age of 15. As well as cars, he’s also had a sexual experience with a helicopter!

It may seem rather on the weird side, but being sexually attracted to cars isn’t entirely unknown. In fact, people who experience sexual desire for cars or other machines are termed mechaniphiliacs.