Unfortunately for some, their sexual needs are their top priority and their choice of quickie sex venue doesn’t seem to be thought through that well. Some even end up getting caught in the act, and in some seriously funny places too. Here we highlight 15 true stories of the funniest places to be caught having sex!

1. Caught having sex outside a police station

Park here....

When you’re looking for a place to indulge in a quick bit of sex, then it would be wise to carefully check the surrounding area first. That’s clearly what this couple forgot to do, as they chose to have sex in their car right outside a police station. They were found by a policeman enjoying the act outside the main police station in Hellertown, Pennsylvania, with the car engine still running. The couple, who’d earlier been at a university function, had randomly pulled their car into a disabled space outside the police station – failing to notice several police cars parked nearby. The male in the car ended up being charged for drink driving.

2. Caught having sex on a police car

How about sex on that bonnet?

If it wasn’t funny enough to be caught having sex outside a police station, then would you believe one couple went as far as having sex on the bonnet of a police car? It’s true! The big event took place in Groningen, in the Netherlands, when a 25-year-old man and his 33-year-old partner took a fancy to the bonnet of the police car. Even more bizarre was that they apparently didn’t notice the two policemen sitting in the car….they must have got quite a view!

3. Caught having sex on a crane

It’s got to be one of the most unusual places to even think about sex on, but one couple in Florida really did come up with the idea of having sex on a construction crane….and they didn’t just think it, they did it!

Hmm, is that a good place for sex?

The couple, who must have a good head for heights, climbed onto the crane in the middle of the day for a quick spot of passion. A naked foot was spotted sticking out of the railing high above the ground and the stunned members of the public called the Punta Gorda police. No-one else ventured up onto the crane to stop the couple, but they were called down by the police using a public address system. They got off with a mere warning, as the man’s dad turned out to own the crane.

4. Caught having sex on top of a car

How d'ya fancy sex up there?

The top of a car was the unlikely choice for a sexual liaison of the drunken kind for a couple at the University of New Hampshire. Not surprisingly, their intriguing location was easily spotted and resulted in them being caught. The police were called and the male involved was arrested for criminal trespassing and resisting arrest.

5. Caught having sex in prison

Prison romp location

It’s not hard to understand the frustration couples must go through when one of them ends up in prison. But it’s not common for the one left behind to break into the prison in order to have sex! However, that’s the cunning plan that one woman from the UK came up with when her husband ended up in jail. One evening, during the early hours, she climbed over a fence and sneaked into Standford Hill open prison, an all-male prison on the Isle of Sheppey in Kent. Her husband was eagerly waiting for her and they enjoyed a quick romp in his cell, before she left again. The plan unfortunately went a bit awry, when she was caught in the grounds trying to leave. She was arrested, but released without charge, but her husband was later moved to a higher security prison.

6. Caught having sex in a shopping centre

Shopping or sex?

It would be bad enough just getting caught having sex in the middle of a busy shopping centre, but one man in Germany went that bit further. Yes, he was caught having sex in a shopping centre with a blow-up doll.

Blow-up doll (would you?)

His excuse may have been that he was drunk and rather worse for wear, but even so, it’s not the greatest idea he ever had. He was caught in mid-action and the police apparently had difficulty separating him from the blow-up doll (ewww!).

7. Caught having sex on a bed display in a department store

Fancy a quickie?

When they’re shopping for new beds, most people feel a bit shy and embarrassed about trying out the goods. But the lure of a bed became too much for one young teenage couple in the US, who chose to make full use of a bed display in a department store. The 19-year-old and 17-year-old were caught making out in a Dillard’s Department Store, having sex on one of the beds in the shop. They were discovered after an unsuspecting customer stumbled upon them and reported them to the manager. The police were called and they were arrested for obscenity. The moral of the story: if you see a bed in a store, resist the urge…

8. Caught having sex outside a mayor’s office

The Mayor's Office

If you’re going to have sex in broad daylight, then trying to be at least a tiny bit discrete is advisable. For one Argentinian couple, though, there was no such discreteness involved. The couple, in their mid-30s, stripped naked, and had sex in broad daylight on a bench outside the mayor’s office in Bariloche. Not surprisingly, they attracted the attention of passers by and quite a crowd gathered to watch the spectacle. After being arrested for disrespecting public space and indecent exposure, the woman apparently admitted to a long-term fantasy about having sex outside the mayor’s office. Hmmm.

9. Caught having sex in the sea

Copter arrives during moment of passion

It’s not unusual for films to portray having sex in the sea as a great experience to try out, so perhaps that’s what happened to this couple. They were caught having sex in the sea off De Panne in Belgium, after a member of the public spotted them in the water and thought they were struggling, fighting for their lives and almost drowning. However, after a Sea King rescue helicopter was despatched from a military base in Koksijde, together with a lifeboat and local police officers, they eventually discovered that the couple weren’t in fact drowning, but were having sex.

10. Caught having sex outside a bank

Stop here to...

It wasn’t quite banking on the mind of one couple, who chose the grass outside the Colonial Bank in South Santa Barbara Boulevard, as their perfect choice for a spot of outdoor sex. The 43-year-old and 27-year-old were caught in the act, the police were called and they ended up getting charged for lewd and lascivious behaviour and disorderly conduct.

11. Caught having sex at a tram stop

Good place for sex?

It’s notably boring waiting for public transport to arrive and ingenious time-killing methods can help aid boredom. One couple in the UK caused quite a stir when they were caught stark naked, having sex, by a CCTV camera at a tram stop in Croydon, South London.

Do you think he saw them?

The drunken couple were clearly enjoying their sexual adventure so much that they carried on with the act, even after British Transport Police used the public address system to tell them to stop. They eventually finished their moment of passion and were arrested.

12. Caught having sex in an airport corridor

We’ve all heard of the mile high club, but how about the airport corridor club? Yes, an airport corridor was the venue for a spot of time-wasting by two people who met in the departure terminal at Manchester Airport.

Quiet corridor

When their flight was delayed, the couple, a Brit and Swede, crept off to a corridor – surprisingly close to the BMI check-in desk at Terminal 3 – and had sex on their coats in the airport corridor. Their moment of passion was spotted by a security guard, but by the time police arrived, they’d finished their sexual act, so got away without being charged for indecency.

13. Caught having sex in a library

Is sex allowed here?

Libraries are traditionally known as quiet places, where you go to study, research, look at books or generally expand your knowledge. For this couple, you could say their knowledge was expanded – but not exactly in the usual library way. The young couple were caught having sex in the Clarksville-Montgomery County Public Library recently. Although they had at least resisted the urge to get hot and steamy amongst the books (perhaps the erotic section would have been appropriate?), and ended up in the men’s restroom instead, they still got charged for public indecency. They’ve also been banned from the library, so no more reading for them.

14. Caught having sex in a car…by the edge of a mountain

Quickie in the back

Would you park here?

It’s not that unusual to have sex in the back seat of a car, but you do need to pick your location a bit carefully. A pair of lovers in Taiwan fancied doing just that and chose the top of a deserted mountain road for their sexual conquest. Unfortunately, they forgot to put the handbrake on (pretty crucial if you’re on a mountain) and the rocking motion caused by their frantic sex in the back seat started the car moving. Not only did it move, but the whole car plunged 150ft down the side of the mountain. Amazingly, despite gaining minor injuries, the couple managed to avoid being seriously hurt. The moral of the story? Always check the handbrake before hopping into the back seat.

15. Caught having sex whilst driving

The mind's not on driving...

Sex in, or on, cars seem to feature a fair bit in our top 15, so it’s not entirely surprising that there’s one more to come. Yes, several people have indeed been caught having sex whilst driving. A newly wed 70-year-old clearly couldn’t wait to bed his new 59-year-old bride and had sex with her as they drove away from their wedding reception! Traffic police in Northern Italy were called after the Fiat Punto was seen veering from side to side on a busy road. Once stopped, they found the partially naked man in the driving seat with his new bride sitting astride him. He was arrested for dangerous driving.

How to have sex in a car

If you want to know how to do it the right way in the car just try the CARMA SUTRA auto-erotic hand book but not whilst driving!

Smile

Elsewhere in Oslo, Norway, a couple were caught in a similar scenario. Police stopped their car after it was seen veering erratically on a motorway and at speeding at 133kmh in a 100kmh zone. Inside, they discovered the woman sitting on the man’s lap and the couple actively having sex. The male Norwegian driver now faces a fine and may lose his driving license. If you’re out and about and feeling in need of a quickie, it may be wise to think twice, as you never know who could catch you in the act!