1. Caught having sex in a confession box

Confessional sex

Er, yes, you did read that right. Confession boxes in Catholic churches are traditionally used to go and confess your sins, for example about having impure thoughts about sex. But one couple took things a bit further, by having sex in the confession box!

A parishioner in the Cesena cathedral in northern Italy called police after hearing strange noises, including rustling and groaning, coming from the inside of the confession box when he was attending morning Mass. When the police arrived, they pulled back the curtains surrounding the confession box and revealed a goth-rock couple engaged in oral sex.

The rather dubious excuse for their behaviour was that they were atheists, so for them, ‘having sex in church is like doing it any other place.’ Yeah, right. Not surprisingly, Bishop Antonio Lanfranchi of Cesana-Sarsina wasn’t convinced and planned to have a special ceremony to purify the confession box after their behaviour.

2. Caught having sex on the Queen’s lawn at Windsor Castle

Sex on the menu at Queen's des res

One British couple had a right royal romp, on no less than the Queen’s lawns at Windsor Castle!

Yes, it’s true – the two tourists, both in their 30s and apparently drunk, stripped their clothes off in broad daylight and in full view of other tourists, and had sex on the Queen’s lawn. Clearly ignoring all of the polite, “Please Keep Off The Grass,” signs dotted around the Windsor Castle lawns, the pair were blissfully ignorant of the attention they gained as they indulged in their sexual act.

Other tourists stopped to watch, videoing their sexual activities and taking photos, the Irish Guard sentries opened the windows of their barracks and cheered them on and genteel hotel guests from across the road couldn’t believe the sight before them.

The sexual action is believed to have continued for 10 to 15 minutes, before uniformed and armed Royal Protection Squad Officers arrived on the scene and arrested the pair.

The couple were kept in cells overnight and then cautioned the next day for outraging public decency.
 

3. Caught having sex in a garbage dumpster

Hmm, how about here for a spot of sex?

It certainly can’t win the award for the most romantic place to have sex. In fact, you’ve got to wonder what on earth they were thinking of

Whilst most people happily dump their rubbish into garbage dumpsters, one couple merrily jumped in too and had sex in there!

The couple were found in British Columbia when an officer heard strange noises coming from the inside of a large garbage dumpster. He initially called out, but got no response, so went to investigate. When he shined his torch in, the light revealed a completely nude couple actively engaged in sex.

Not surprisingly, the outcome was that the officer ordered them to disentangle, put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster.

4. Caught having sex on a BMW car

Sex on the hood, anyone?

Not everyone is lucky enough to win the lottery, but things went a bit downhill for this lotto winner when he was caught in a sexual act with his new road companion.

After winning $3.9m in the lotto, one chap in Canada clearly spend some of his winnings by splashing out on a luxury BMW M5 sedan car. However, one night when he was out on the town, he decided to pull up his car and have sex with a woman on the hood of his car.

All in all, not one of his luckiest days, but another he’ll probably remember, if only for very different reasons than his win.

5. Caught having sex on the beach

Sexy beach action

On the surface, it doesn’t sound that crazy. There’s something about having sex on the beach that many people aspire to (probably encouraged by watching too many romantic films), yet the reality of sand getting stuck in awkward places often puts people off the moment they try.

Unfortunately for one couple, they didn’t get a chance to be put off by the way grains of sand feel, as they got caught in the act first. It doesn’t sound like too big a deal, but when you’re having sex on a beach in Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates, where public decency rules, it sure is.

The two Brits who were caught romping on the Dubai beach faced more than just cautions – sex on the beach led to them being fined and imprisoned for three months. The woman, who was allegedly on top when they were caught, also lost her job as a result of it, fired because she violated a decency clause in her contract.

There’s a clear moral in this story – be careful what you do in Dubai, and especially where you act upon your sexual urges!

If you like this, have a read of 15 more of the funniest places to be caught having sex.

Orgasmic woman

Experiencing spontaneous, intense orgasms on tap, without having to indulge in foreplay or have sex first, sounds like the ultimate dream. It’s hard to believe that for some women this really is reality!

Yes, it’s true. Some women really do experience involuntary orgasms, often with little or no stimulation, and they’re so intense, they can last several minutes.

How can orgasms on tap be possible?

As we all know, not all women are blessed with this amazing ability to have orgasms on tap. The reason behind it is a health condition known as persistent genital arousal disorder (or persistent genital arousal syndrome).

One of the more unusual health conditions, persistent genital arousal disorder was only first officially diagnosed in 2001. As the name suggests, women who have persistent genital arousal disorder are almost permanently in a state of arousal. Tasks and activities that most of regard as mundane and run-of-the-mill can trigger orgasms for them, like being in a car, on a train or having a vibrating mobile phone in their pocket.

Are women born with it?

It’s not necessarily something they’re born with – some women find that it just suddenly comes on, like one of the women quoted in this article. It can happen to any women of any age, although research suggests women in the 40s or 50s, or who are post-menopausal, could be affected more.

Surely it’s a great attribute, though?

As much as having orgasms on tap sounds great, for those who have the syndrome, they don’t always feel quite so blessed. As anyone who has lots of sex knows, it can be exhausting, so imagine the effects constant orgasms would have on you.

Some of the women featured herealso describe how being constantly sexually aroused actually had a negative impact on their relationships. Even though men may initially like the idea to have a permanently aroused female partner, not being ever able to fully satisfy her for long could get frustrating.

If you need extra help in the orgasm department…

For those in a different boat entirely, who find it difficult to achieve orgasm, they can be significantly helped by using sex toys. Vibrators, for example, are one of the best selling sex toys for women and help many women achieve great orgasms easily.

Yes, oh yes!

One woman in Britain has made legal history – for being the first person ever to be imprisoned for having noisy sex.

The 48-year-old woman from Tyne and Wear, in the north of England, gained the dubious honour of being jailed for her loud sexual activities after breaking an anti-social behaviour order, or ASBO. She apparently enjoyed indulging in lengthy three hour sex sessions in the privacy of her own home, with her husband, which neighbours claimed were noisy and disturbing.

Early risers - in all departments

She gained the ASBO after her neighbours made 250 complaints about the amount of sexual moaning and other loud noises she produced whilst having sex with her husband. Her neighbours complained about the noise of moaning, groaning, shouting, screaming in ecstacy and the sound of a bed banging against the wall, which typically occurred in the early mornings.

Is it usual for ASBOs to be given for sex?

Normally ASBOs are reserved for anti-social behaviour such as playing loud music or causing a disturbance in certain areas, so it’s pretty unusual for one to be given for having sex at home. After all, a lot of people do make noises – often without realising it - whilst enjoying sex.According to the rules of the sex ASBO given to her, she should have avoiding ‘making excessive noise’ anywhere in England for four years.

Ooooh, yes, yes, YES!

However, the rules of the ASBO didn’t put her off, and less than two days after it was made, she broke it in style with more full on and noisy sex. After being arrested on three occasions over a period of 10 days, she was finally jailed for breaking her sexual noise ASBO.

It’s normal and natural for some noise to be involved when you’re having sex, and can it make the whole process a lot more exciting for both partners. It’s no wonder the neighbours didn’t enjoy the act quite so much, especially since they tended to perform in the early hours of the morning, but it must be tricky to determine the exact level involved in disturbing sexual cries and screams.

So, how noisy do you get when you’re having sex? And could you be at risk from a sexual ASBO for the noise you make?

It’s not an unusual to get a sudden urge to have sex, but it’s not quite so usual for people to have a sudden urge for sex with a weird object. That, however, is what does occasionally happen, like the scene in American Pie where the character Jim Levenstein tries out sex with an apple pie!

Some horny souls not only have sex with weird objects, but they’re unlucky enough to get caught in the act. We’ve rounded up true stories of eight of the weirdest objects to be caught having sex with.

1. Caught having sex with a picnic table

One American man clearly has quite a penchant for sex with objects, as he was caught having sex with a picnic table on at least four different occasions. His neighbour, who filmed him performing with the picnic table, said the incidents took place in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.

Sex with a picnic table?

The nude man apparently picked a favourite metal picnic table and used the hole where the sun umbrella usually sits to have sex with it (novel, eh?). However, he was unfortunately caught – and the video evidence was rather damning – and he faced several charges of public indecency.

2. Caught having sex with a fence

Metal fence

Being drunk was the excuse for this poor man, who allegedly attempted to have sex with a fence in the West End of London. The man was out drinking in central London, when he announced that he was going to have sex with a fence. He subsequently got decidedly up close and personal with a metal fence in Leicester Square Gardens, but was arrested by police for being drunk and disorderly.

3. Caught having sex with a bicycle

For one Scottish chap, it was his beloved bicycle which he yearned to ride – just not in the conventional way. Dubbed a ‘cycle-sexualist’ he was caught having sex with his bicycle whilst staying at a hostel, naked from the waist down.

Fancy a ride?

Two cleaners caught him in a compromising position with his bike and witnessed his avid hip moving sexual act. He’s now been separated from his bike and put on probation for three years.

4. Caught having sex with a lamp post

Best known for being a great source of light and a favourite place for dogs to urinate against, it’s perhaps not exactly normal to think of lamp posts as a great object to have sex with. But one man did.

Lamp post - do you find it attractive?

He was caught having sex with a lamppost in the town of Westbury, in Wiltshire, UK. Police were called to the scene after he was scene loitering and acting suspiciously in the area and, when they arrived, they caught him in the act of having sex with the post.

5. Caught having sex with a Henry Hoover

The quirkily named Henry Hoover’s are best known as being the smiley faced, red and black portable vacuum cleaners used in homes and offices worldwide. But one Polish worker in the UK clearly got a bit too attracted to Henry’s smiley face and long hose.

Henry Hoover - full of sex appeal?

The building contractor was caught having sex with Henry the Hoover in a hospital staff canteen. Thankfully it was out of hours, but the security guard that caught him was more than a tad surprised to see Henry being used in such a way.

It’s also handy to try and come up with an excuse for such behaviour, but would you believe that that the chap claimed he was cleaning his underpants and that it was common to do it in that way in Poland?! Nah, it doesn’t really cut it, does it?

6. Caught having sex with a pasta jar….whilst driving

A man in New South Wales, Australia, discovered a new use for a pasta jar. Not only great for storing pasta, but it seems some jars could be good for having sex with too.

Something for you?

But the man got caught with his new obsession, after trying it out whilst driving. Police initially saw him acting suspiciously in his car and thought he may have a weapon in his lap. After a police chase, when he refused to stop the car, they caught up with him and discovered a pasta jar around his penis. The man clearly didn’t want to stop his sexual action and was said to, “continue pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling.”

Eventually, after using batons and capsicum spray, the police did manage to get him out of the car (and, I guess, the jar off his penis), and he was arrested and fined.

7. Caught having sex with a pavement

Most of us are happy merely walking on them, but one man in the UK loved pavements so much that he wanted to have sex with them too.

Pavement sex, anyone?

It wasn’t just a single, once-in-a-blue-moon moment either – he was seen on several occasions lying semi-naked on pavements having sex with the concrete. Not surprisingly, his outdoor pavement romps didn’t go down too well with the law, and he was jailed for 18 months.

His sentence didn’t quite change his antics though, as he was subsequently back in court a few years later, on charges for simulating sex with black plastic dustbin bags!

8. Having sex with a (lot of) cars

The love of cars has been taken to a whole new level, by this man, from Washington. Although he’s not been caught in the act as such, according to him, he’s bedded a grand total of 999 cars – and that doesn’t just involve stroking and cleaning them.

Cars, cars, cars

The man admits he’s had a lifelong sexual desire for cars and first had sex with a car at the age of 15. As well as cars, he’s also had a sexual experience with a helicopter!

It may seem rather on the weird side, but being sexually attracted to cars isn’t entirely unknown. In fact, people who experience sexual desire for cars or other machines are termed mechaniphiliacs.

Care good for you dildo!

Like all sex toys, dildos need to be cared for and stored appropriately, not only to prolong their life and use, but also to keep them clean and infection-free. Here are our top 5 tips on caring for and storing your dildos.

1. To ensure you get the best out of your dildos you need to make sure you care for them.

Play 2-in-1 Massage/Lubricant Lubricant

$10.50

If you’re using lubricants with your dildo, then you need to ensure you use the right sort. Water-based lubricants, for example, are usually fine with dildos made of all sorts of material, but wouldn’t be much use if you’re using a dildo in the shower or in water.

2. Each time you use your dildo, remember to clean it afterwards.

As well a way to clean your dildo!

This is especially so if you’re sharing your sex toys, as it reduces the risk of infections being passed from one person to another. Whether or not you’re sharing them, dildos should be cleaned off each time with a damp cloth and water, with an unscented wipe (e.g baby wipes) or with any special cleaner that has come with the dildo. Make sure it’s nice and dry before putting it away.

3. It’s important to regularly check your dildo for any wear and tear as damage can occur over time (or from frequent use!).

If it’s split, cracked or damaged in any way, you should replace the item with a new model. Even if damage seems minor, when it’s being used it could accidentally cause unpleasant injuries to your body, and no-one wants that, right?

4. When it comes to storing your dildo always remember to remove any batteries first.

Glass G-Spot Dildo with Vibrator Kit

$42.99

This will help prevent the batteries from leaking or corroding, especially if, shock, horror, you don’t use it again for a while. It will also help prevent any embarrassing incidents, like your dildo unexpectedly turning itself on whilst hidden away in your cupboard or drawer! It’s hard to make excuses for loud buzzing sounds coming from odd places….

5.It’s also worth thinking about what to actually store your dildo in.

Take care of your dildo

If you’re building up a collection of several dildos or sex toys, then a special box or container is handy to keep them all in together. It’s also a good idea to keep plenty of spare batteries too, so you’re not caught out when you have a desire for some dildo action!

Vibrators and sex toys

Most sex toys can be used safely by anyone, but it is possible to be allergic to your sex toy. If you suffer from a known allergy, such as latex allergy, then you may need to choose what you use a bit more carefully.

Finding latex-free sex toys

If you have a known allergy to latex, then you’ll need to be really careful when using condoms, vibrators, dildos and other sex toys. Latex is widely used in condoms and is often included as an ingredient in vibrators, dildos and sex toys, too.

Latex allergy can be very unpleasant so you will need to avoid products that contain the allergen. It’s not always easy to obtain information about what ingredients are included in the manufacturing process of sex toys, but it’s always worth enquiring with manufacturers in case they’re able to provide details. One useful tip is to look out for manufactures specialising in silicone sex toys – as they are usually exclusively made of silicone and won’t contain any latex.

Check the ingredients of lubricants

Reducing the risk of allergic reactions to sex toys

It’s not only those with latex allergies that can experience reactions when using sex toys. Often other people do too, due to the type of rubber used, scent that’s added into the rubber or simply from a chemical reaction caused by the product. If you have any problems with a penetrative sex toy, but don’t want to give up the pleasure of using it, then you could put a condom on it before using it, to reduce the risk of allergic reactions.

Report any allergic reactions

It’s not the best thing in the world to admit, and you can be forgiven for being embarrassed, but if you do experience an allergic reaction to a sex toy, then it may be worth reporting it to the manufacturers.

Sex toys are often not tested in the same way as non-sex toy products and the manufactures may be grateful to know of any reactions to the rubber or materials used.

At least you’ll be reporting your symptoms willingly, not like the woman in this clip….

For Peter Andre, husband of celebrity glamour model Jordan, aka Katie Price, the news has slipped out that he’s been going without sex all year.

Katie Price and Peter Andre train for the marathon

No sex all year for Peter Andre!

Poor Peter Andre has been forced to live without having sex with wife Katie for the first four months of 2009, thanks to her suspicions that he was having an affair. The news emerged as the celebrity couple launched their new TV show, Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter Stateside, which charts their experiences during a three month stint of living in the US.

Marathon sex session planned

However, Peter and Katie have ironed out their differences and pledged to run the gruelling 26-mile London marathon together. They’ve been busy training for the event, including during their time in the US, and say that running has kept them together. Thankfully for Peter his sex drought will soon be coming to an end, as Katie has promised him their very own sex marathon after they’ve run the race (although quite how active and able he’ll feel after running 26 miles remains to be seen!).

Sex toys will help you through a sex drought

If you’re going through your own sex drought, whether you’re single or in a relationship, and haven’t had sex for a while, then there are plenty of toys available to help you survive the experience.

Fabulous finger vibrators

In the case of finger vibrators, it’s true that small can be beautiful. These great little vibrators are small, easy to use and provide plenty of pleasure – either on your own or with a partner. Simply worn on the fingers – usually on one or two fingers – and run off batteries, they don’t usually require lube and will soon have you quivering with delight. Use them on all your sensitive areas, be it the clitoris, the back of your neck, the base of your spine or even on your toes – the sensation of the vibrations as they flow through your body are sensational.

Best of all, when you’ve been forced into a sex drought for a while, using a sex toy like a finger vibrator can provide the release you need – and it’s even more pleasurable for the wait!

Breast sizes are getting bigger!

If you’re a fan of larger ladies, then you could be in luck! According to researchers in Australia, the average bust size of women has increased by nearly 40% in the last five years, with more women now buying a cup size of DD or higher.

Lingerie research reveals boom in bust size

It’s true – research by lingerie companies has revealed that sales of DD and larger lingerie has dramatically increased over the last five years. Back in the 1950s, the most frequently bought bras were a size B cup – that’s three sizes less than a DD. Women’s breasts today are getting so much larger that companies are having to make larger sized lingerie. Many companies offer products with cup sizes of G and J, and some are even making bras with a cup size K!

Why have breast sizes increased?

Amongst the reasons cited for the increase in women’s bust sizes and cleavages (other than breast enlargements) are the use of contraceptive pills, artificial hormones and an increase in fatty tissue. In addition to the lingerie companies, surgeons say they’re seeing more women who have naturally larger breasts who want slight breast reductions.

The benefits of lingerie for larger ladies

With lingerie products increasing in size, it’s great news for larger ladies, as more sexy lingerie options are available. In fact, many of the products look even better on a plus sized woman, as they accentuate the best bits of the body and lingerie wearers get to celebrate their curves and look great for their partner!

The baby doll

The corset and bustier

For women wanting to draw attention to their breasts even more (or for partners who want to encourage it), then the corset or bustier is the perfect choice. Designed to get attention to the upper body, both corsets and bustiers help provide a smooth, slim-line effect, pushing the breasts up and out.